The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood——赫伯特·达什伍德的大

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The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood，汉译赫伯特·达什伍德的大冒险，是由银河新闻电台播出，废土收听率第一的广播剧！故事讲述了废土传奇探险家赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德和他的忠实老友阿盖最后的冒险。下面，就由本人带领诸位走进这一废土的听觉新体验！

登场人物简介

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赫伯特：赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，广播剧的主角，废土上最著名的冒险家。
阿盖：阿盖，赫伯特的仆人兼好友，武功高强的僵尸。
佩内洛普：佩内洛普·蔡斯，赫伯特在失落天堂遇见的神秘女子。
峭壁王：岩石城的统治者。

下面开始广播：

赫伯特大冒险第一章 – 逃出失落天堂！
Episode 1 - Escape From Paradise Falls!

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开场白：
你正在收听的是我的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

汉：
阿盖：别小瞧人，老大。我闭上眼睛都能拆下这垃圾奴隶项圈。一下就好……<咔哒声>好了！现在来收拾你的……站好！<咔哒声>
赫伯特：阿盖，你个天杀的王八蛋！你成功了！
阿盖：先别急着谢谢，老大。我们还没逃掉呢。趁那些守卫不在门口，我们快跑！
赫伯特：不要急，我肉都烂光的老友！别忘了那个和我们一起进来的女孩。现在只有我们能救她了。走吧！
阿盖：唉。英雄难过美人关。
<跑步声>
赫伯特：好了。她就关在那里面。他们叫它……“盒子”。我们首先得把守卫干掉……
阿盖：让我来。<脚步声> 喂老兄，借个火成吗？
奴隶贩子甲：啊？
阿盖：莲花腿！呀！嘿！
赫伯特：哈哈！现在把门打开。
阿盖：小事一桩，老大。<咔哒声> <开门声>好了小姐，你安全了。现在和我们一起……啥？老大，这里面是空的！
奴隶贩子乙：把手举起来，蠢货。没有人能逃出失落天堂。现在给我慢慢走回笼子那儿去，不然……
佩内洛普：放下枪，混账奴贩。<击打声>
佩内洛普：你们两个还好吧？我逃出了那个盒子，看到你们的困境又折了回来。
阿盖：等等，小姐！是我们来救你在先！
赫伯特：唉唉，阿盖！不用着急。我们欠这位小姐一个大人情。这位……
佩内洛普：寻宝家佩内洛普·蔡斯。你们过一会可以请我喝杯酒。现在我们还是快点离开这里吧！走！
赫伯特：阿盖老兄。我想我恋爱了……

英：
ARGYLE: So little faith, boss. I could disarm this Slaver junk with my eyes closed. One second... <click!> there! Now for yours... stand still! <click!>
HERBERT: Argyle, you magnificent bastard! You did it!
ARGYLE: Don't thank me yet, boss. We still need to get out of here. Let's go! While the guard's away from the front gate!
HERBERT: Not so fast, my flesh-rotten friend! That girl we came in with. We're the only chance she's got. Come on!
ARGYLE: Sigh. Always with the dames.
<Sound of movement, huffing and puffing>
HERBERT: All right. She's locked in there. They call it... "the box." First, we need to remove that guard...
ARGYLE: Allow me. <walking> Hey fella, got a light?
SLAVER 1: Huh?
ARGYLE: Lotus... kick! Yieee!! Ugh!
HERBERT: Ha ha! Now, the door.
ARGYLE: Child's play, boss. <click> <sound of opening door> Okay lady, you're rescued. Now let's get out of... What? Boss, it's empty!
SLAVER 2: Hands up, chumps. Nobody escapes from Paradise Falls. Now let's move back to the pen, nice and slow, before...
PENELOPE: Drop the steel, you Slaver scumbag. <sound of a hit>
PENELOPE: You boys all right? I busted out of that box and was almost home free when I noticed your predicament.
ARGYLE: Wait a minute! We do the rescuing around here, sister.
HERBERT: Now, now, Argyle! No need to be hasty. We owe this young lady our thanks. Miss...
PENELOPE: Penelope Chase, fortune hunter. You can buy me a beer later. Now let's cut this shindig short and get the bloody hell out of here! Come on!
HERBERT: Argyle, old friend. I think I'm in love...

结语：
记得下次准时收听我激动人心的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

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赫伯特大冒险第二章 – 变种人之乱！
Episode 2 -  Super Mutant Mayhem!

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开场白：
你正在收听的是我的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

汉：
<枪声>
阿盖：哈! 看那些蠢货奴贩还敢不敢跟着我们。他们应该被打退了，老大。
<沙地上的脚步声> 
赫伯特：那么，蔡斯小姐……你是怎么，呃…… “落到”失落天堂里的？
佩内洛普：我的朋友都叫我佩内洛普，这么说吧，那些奴贩可不会款待“打扰”他们车队的人。
佩内洛普：我说的“打扰”其实是指“炸毁”。
赫伯特：哈！这才是废土最需要的——带着炸药的大胆姑娘！和我说说，佩内洛普，你下一步打算……
变种人：愚蠢的人类！给我闭嘴！ <上膛声> 乖乖的跟我走！
阿盖：超级变种人！
佩内洛普：才出虎口，又……
赫伯特：给我听好了，傻大个！这位小姐刚刚度过难熬的一天！把你的武器放下，不然……
佩内洛普：为什么你的僵尸朋友还在掏他们的口袋？现在可不是偷东西的时候，“大胆”！
赫伯特：他偷了什么可不重要，重要的是他放进去了什么。蹲下啊啊啊！
<大爆炸>
阿盖：呵呵。绝招“沙镇曳步”，它可是救了我一命。你们两个光皮肤没事吧？ 
佩内洛普：真厉害，阿盖。你可真是个足智多谋的僵尸啊，不是吗？
赫伯特：你在开玩笑吗，亲爱的？阿盖救我的次数多到我数不清。我都不知道没有他之前我是怎么活下来的。
阿盖：恕我直言，老大 - 没我你确实活不下去。还记得吗，是我把你从那个“状况”里给……
赫伯特：唉唉，阿盖老兄。现在还是不要说这些陈芝麻烂谷子的事来烦扰美丽的蔡斯小姐了。
佩内洛普：噢，我可不知道，大胆。比如说，你的名字。我挺喜欢 “赫伯特”的。为什么……
<儿童哭叫声>
阿盖：老大，听起来好像是小孩子的哭叫声！是从那堆废墟里发出来的！
赫伯特：没错老兄。蔡斯小姐，先记好你的问题吧。如果我们能度过这个难关，我也许会回答的！

英：
<sounds of gunfire>      
ARGYLE:Ha! That'll teach those Slaver slimebags to follow us. Looks like that's the last of them, boss.   
<sound of walking over gravel>   
HERBERT: So, Ms. Chase... How did you come to be, ahh... [QUOTE]held up[QUOTE] in Paradise Falls?      
PENELOPE: My friends call me Penelope, and let's just say those Slavers don't take too kindly to people disrupting their caravans.      
PENELOPE: And by [QUOTE]disrupt[QUOTE] I mean [QUOTE]blow up.[QUOTE]      
HERBERT: Ha! Now that's what this Wasteland needs - more women with spunk and explosives! So tell me, Penelope, what's the next stop on...      
Super Mutant: Stupid human! Shut up now! <sound of guns cocking> You come with us now!       
ARGYLE: Super Mutants!      
PENELOPE: Out of the frying pan...      
HERBERT: Now see here, you hulking horrors! This young lady has been through quite enough for one day! Holster your weapons or...      
PENELOPE: Why is your Ghoul friend picking their pockets? This is no time for sticky fingers, Daring!      
HERBERT: It's not what he's taking out my dear, but rather what he's putting in. Duck and Covveerrr!      
<loud explosions>
ARGYLE: Heh heh. The old "Shady Sands Shuffle." It sure brings me back. You two smoothskins okay?      
PENELOPE: My my, Argyle. You are rather resourceful for a Ghoul, aren't you?      
HERBERT: Are you kidding, my dear? Argyle has saved my skin more times than I care to remember. I hardly know how I got by before I met him.      
ARGYLE: With all due respect, boss - you didn't. If you remember, it was me who got you out of that little [QUOTE]situation[QUOTE] in...      
HERBERT: Ahh, now, Argyle old chum. Let's not, um, bore the beautiful Miss Chase with those ancient exploits.      
PENELOPE: Oh, I don't know, Daring. For example, that name of yours. I happen to like [QUOTE]Herbert.[QUOTE] Why the...      
<sound of a child screaming>      
ARGYLE: Boss, that sounds like a kid screaming! And it's coming from those ruins!      
HERBERT: Quite right, old Chum. Save those questions, Miss Chase. If we survive what happens next, I may even answer them!   

结语：
记得下次准时收听我激动人心的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

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赫伯特大冒险第三章 – 黑寡妇之网！
Episode 3 -  In the Black Widow's Web!

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开场白：
你正在收听的是我的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

汉：
赫伯特：哇呀，这些超级变种人可真是执着！现在我提议——继续跑！
佩内洛普：那几座山丘！那不就是传说中岩石城的所在地吗？如果我们知道具体位置的话……
赫伯特：那你可找对人了，蔡斯小姐。阿盖和我都是岩石城的老朋友。我们知道它的一切，包括进门暗号！   
阿盖：老大！那可是机密！你不能……
赫伯特：哎呀老兄！蔡斯小姐不可能泄露岩石城的秘密的。对吗，蔡斯小姐？此外，现在正是危急时刻！
佩内洛普：这么说你真地知道它的位置！那我们快点吧，超级变种人离我们不远了！
赫伯特：就在那儿！这块大石头！现在是……暗号<敲击声> ，然后……看！
佩内洛普：这正是我心中的度假胜地，大胆！告诉我，你有带别的姑娘来过吗？
赫伯特：噢，不，蔡斯小姐！ 我向你保证，这是我们俩的私人世界。
阿盖：清醒点，老大！这可是岩石城！废土上最安全的地方，而你却告诉一个陌生人它的秘密！
赫伯特：不要在意我仆人的自言自语，佩内洛普。他对你眼前的壮观景象有种爱好。有一次……
佩内洛普：噢，我不知道，亲爱的大胆。我觉得这位僵尸朋友的直觉……惊人的准确。
赫伯特：我刚才还以为咱俩是朋友。现在你却拿枪指着我的脸。失礼啊，蔡斯小姐，真失礼。
佩内洛普：继续贫嘴吧。再过30秒，我从失落天堂赶来的伙伴就该到了。
阿盖：我就知道！我早就知道这娘们不是个好东西！没想到比我猜得还要糟糕——她就是“黑寡妇”！她是奴隶贩子的头头！
佩内洛普：没错。我们找这岩石城已经好几年了。没有你还真做不到，大胆。
赫伯特：看来我真是引火烧身了，阿盖老兄。引火烧身啊……

英：
HERBERT: Well, those Super Mutants are persistent if nothing else! A word of advice - keep running!      
PENELOPE: In those hills up there! Isn't that where the hidden village of Rockopolis is located? If only we knew where it was...      
HERBERT: Turns out you're in good company, Miss Chase. Argyle and I are old friends of Rockopolis. Know the secret knock and everything!      
ARGYLE: Boss! That's privileged information! You can't just...      
HERBERT: Now now, old chum! Miss Chase is hardly going to violate the secrets of Rockopolis. Isn't that right, Miss Chase? Besides, necessity calls!      
PENELOPE: So you do know where it is! Well come on then, those Super Mutants can't be far behind!      
HERBERT: Just over here! This large boulder! And now... the secret knock.  And... voila!      
PENELOPE: Now that's what I call a getaway, Daring! So tell me, do you take all your girlfriends here?      
HERBERT: Oh, no, Miss Chase! I can assure you, this will be our special place.      
ARGYLE: Listen to yourself, boss! This is Rockopolis! One of the safest places in the Wasteland, and you just showed a stranger where it is!      
HERBERT: Ignore my manservant's mutterings, Penelope. He has a penchant for the dramatic you see. Why one time...      
PENELOPE: Oh, I don't know, Daring darling. I find the ghoul's instincts to be... frighteningly accurate.
HERBERT: Here I thought we were friends. And now you have a gun in my face. Bad form, Miss Chase. Bad form.      
PENELOPE: Jabber all you want. In about 30 seconds, my associates from Paradise Falls will join us.      
ARGYLE: I knew it! I knew this dame was no good! But it's worse than I thought. She's the Black Widow! The leader of the Slavers!      
PENELOPE: Quite right. We've been trying to capture these Rockopolis rodents for years. Never could have done it without you, Daring.      
HERBERT: Looks like I've gotten us into one heck of a pickle, Argyle old chum. One heck of a pickle indeed...      

结语：
记得下次准时收听我激动人心的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

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赫伯特大冒险第四章 – 进退维谷！
Episode 4 - Between Rockopolis and a Hard Place!

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开场白：
你正在收听的是我的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

汉：
佩内洛普：放松点，丧尸。别胡来……
阿盖：胡来？蔡斯小姐，你伤了我的感情啊。我从不胡来……鹰爪功！！！  
佩内洛普：啊啊啊啊！
赫伯特：天啊，阿盖！你……你把她的心脏给挖出来了！
阿盖：啊，我就知道这婊子没心没肺。明白了吗，老大？没心没肺？
赫伯特：你的武功可能天下无双，老兄，不过你那搞笑的武术风格可能需要改进一下……
峭壁王：外面这是怎么了？！
赫伯特：噢，伟大的峭壁王, 无畏的岩石城之主！是我，大胆！大胆达什伍德？
峭壁王：赫伯特·达什伍德? 啊……我应该猜到的。不过这个……这个死女人是谁？那个……是她的……心脏吗？
阿盖：你现在可没时间操心这个，老峭。再过一会儿奴隶贩子就要攻破你的岩石大门了！
峭壁王：奴隶贩子？你们把奴隶贩子带到这来了？带到了岩石城？你们两个白痴！知道你们干了什么吗？
赫伯特：让你有机会强化一下岩石城的防御系统？
峭壁王：达什伍德！！！！！！
阿盖：欢迎时间结束，老大！该跑了！
峭壁王：岩石城的居民们！消灭入侵者！
赫伯特：走这边，阿盖！进那个洞里！这是我们唯一的机会！
<跑步声>
阿盖：老大，他们快追上来了！前面那悬崖 – 你能跳过去吗？你可不象以前那样精力充沛了。
赫伯特：小事一桩，你的担心是多余的！看……好了。哇啊啊啊啊啊！！
阿盖：老大！别急，我马上就过来！  
赫伯特：快点，老兄……我快……撑不住了……我猜这就是……结束……

英：
PENELOPE: Just ease away, zombie. No funny business...      
ARGYLE: Funny business? Miss Chase, you hurt my feelings. I mean, there ain't nothin' funny about... the Eagle Clawwww!!!      
PENELOPE: Aggghhhh!      
HERBERT: Good God, Argyle! You... You ripped out her heart!      
ARGYLE: Ah, I always knew this broad was heartless. Get it, boss? Heartless?      
HERBERT: Your kung fu skills may be unparalleled, old chum, but your comic delivery leaves something to be desired...      
KING CRAG: What is the meaning of this?!      
HERBERT: Oh magnificent King Crag, fearless leader of Rockopolis! It's me, Daring! Daring Dashwood?      
KING CRAG: Herbert Dashwood? Ugh... I should have known. But who is this... this dead woman? And... is that her... heart?      
ARGYLE: She's the least of your worries, Craggy. In a few seconds, the Slavers are gonna be breaking down your rocky front door!      
KING CRAG: Slavers? You led the Slavers here? To Rockopolis? You idiots! Do you realize what you've done!      
HERBERT: Inspired you to tighten your defenses?      
KING CRAG: Dashwwwooooddd!      
ARGYLE: Warm welcome's over boss! Time to scram!      
KING CRAG: Citizens of Rockopolis! Destroy these interlopers!      
HERBERT: This way, Argyle! Into the caves! It's our only chance!
(sound of running)      
ARGYLE: They're gaining on us boss! That cliff up ahead - you think you can jump it? You ain't as spry as you used to be...      
HERBERT: Child's play, you withering worry wort! Watch... tthhiiss. Woooaaaahhh!!      
ARGYLE: Boss! Don't worry, I'm coming!      
HERBERT: Best hurry, old chum... I can't hang on... much longer... I think this could be the end... of...

结语：
记得下次准时收听我激动人心的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

异尘客

广播剧到此就告一段落，也许B社有想法录制第五章，不过我们永远也听不到了。至于阿盖和赫伯特后来的命运？这就有待玩家到游戏中去探查了。

此楼当沙发。

eason001

鼓掌之~

castor13

大好大好，辛苦了。

紫夜

我要剧透！

江左

围观翻译控

yeaha

为什么这帖没进数据库？

kubikiri

数据库很久没更新了
大家的爱都不持久啊

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楼主辛苦了，在这里补充下文本以外的细节。

主角赫伯特的声音其实就是所有除老里昂之外的老年NPC语音，不过语气轻快了一些，表明主角应该是个三十岁左右的人。

仆人阿盖的声音就没什么好说的了，僵尸几乎就分男性版和女性版两种。他的尸体可以在112避难所附近的隐秘山洞里找到，从洞里的资料中可以发现他是被奴隶贩子杀害的——还是栽在奴隶贩子手里。而他尸体旁的空手技能小人正好和广播剧里他那神奇的身手呼应。

女奴隶贩子头领的声音既是核弹镇妓女，也是跟杜可夫玩双飞的那两个女人。不过个人感觉，在这个广播剧里表现似乎并不是很好。声音过于沙哑，而且发音也不大清楚，装磁性装得有点过头了。这个女人的话是个人觉得最难听明白的——没有之一。

峭壁头人的声音最熟悉，就是老里昂。可惜了，台词太少了点。

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其实阿盖陈尸的地方就是广播剧里提到的峭壁。很明显，虽然杀掉了女奴隶贩子，不过赫伯特的好色行为不但害死了阿盖，而且整个峭壁的居民都被抓住卖到了大匹兹。

紫夜

这个都精呃。。。

tajioushi

啊啊啊啊啊，吾爱，吾大爱！
不是说那个主角住在十毛钱了么？
另：岩石城在哪？我只记得乌鸦岩有个rock，俺是盒子英文版

异尘客

Rockpolis在此：

yoo100

猪脚住在特佩尼大厦里面~！！

新来的守桥人

有电脑的话就给可乐

异域镇魂曲

顶，多好的剧本

paladin025

不知为啥，每次老头给我钥匙，之后箱子仍然不是我的，开箱子仍然是偷窃