The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood——赫伯特·达什伍德的大

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The Adventures of Herbert "Daring" Dashwood，汉译赫伯特·达什伍德的大冒险，是由银河新闻电台播出，废土收听率第一的广播剧！故事讲述了废土传奇探险家赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德和他的忠实老友阿盖最后的冒险。下面，就由本人带领诸位走进这一废土的听觉新体验！

登场人物简介

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赫伯特：赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，广播剧的主角，废土上最著名的冒险家。
阿盖：阿盖，赫伯特的仆人兼好友，武功高强的僵尸。
佩内洛普：佩内洛普·蔡斯，赫伯特在失落天堂遇见的神秘女子。
峭壁王：岩石城的统治者。

下面开始广播：

赫伯特大冒险第一章 – 逃出失落天堂！
Episode 1 - Escape From Paradise Falls!

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开场白：
你正在收听的是我的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
You're listening to the adventures of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!

汉：
阿盖：别小瞧人，老大。我闭上眼睛都能拆下这垃圾奴隶项圈。一下就好……<咔哒声>好了！现在来收拾你的……站好！<咔哒声>
赫伯特：阿盖，你个天杀的王八蛋！你成功了！
阿盖：先别急着谢谢，老大。我们还没逃掉呢。趁那些守卫不在门口，我们快跑！
赫伯特：不要急，我肉都烂光的老友！别忘了那个和我们一起进来的女孩。现在只有我们能救她了。走吧！
阿盖：唉。英雄难过美人关。
<跑步声>
赫伯特：好了。她就关在那里面。他们叫它……“盒子”。我们首先得把守卫干掉……
阿盖：让我来。<脚步声> 喂老兄，借个火成吗？
奴隶贩子甲：啊？
阿盖：莲花腿！呀！嘿！
赫伯特：哈哈！现在把门打开。
阿盖：小事一桩，老大。<咔哒声> <开门声>好了小姐，你安全了。现在和我们一起……啥？老大，这里面是空的！
奴隶贩子乙：把手举起来，蠢货。没有人能逃出失落天堂。现在给我慢慢走回笼子那儿去，不然……
佩内洛普：放下枪，混账奴贩。<击打声>
佩内洛普：你们两个还好吧？我逃出了那个盒子，看到你们的困境又折了回来。
阿盖：等等，小姐！是我们来救你在先！
赫伯特：唉唉，阿盖！不用着急。我们欠这位小姐一个大人情。这位……
佩内洛普：寻宝家佩内洛普·蔡斯。你们过一会可以请我喝杯酒。现在我们还是快点离开这里吧！走！
赫伯特：阿盖老兄。我想我恋爱了……

英：
ARGYLE: So little faith, boss. I could disarm this Slaver junk with my eyes closed. One second... <click!> there! Now for yours... stand still! <click!>
HERBERT: Argyle, you magnificent bastard! You did it!
ARGYLE: Don't thank me yet, boss. We still need to get out of here. Let's go! While the guard's away from the front gate!
HERBERT: Not so fast, my flesh-rotten friend! That girl we came in with. We're the only chance she's got. Come on!
ARGYLE: Sigh. Always with the dames.
<Sound of movement, huffing and puffing>
HERBERT: All right. She's locked in there. They call it... "the box." First, we need to remove that guard...
ARGYLE: Allow me. <walking> Hey fella, got a light?
SLAVER 1: Huh?
ARGYLE: Lotus... kick! Yieee!! Ugh!
HERBERT: Ha ha! Now, the door.
ARGYLE: Child's play, boss. <click> <sound of opening door> Okay lady, you're rescued. Now let's get out of... What? Boss, it's empty!
SLAVER 2: Hands up, chumps. Nobody escapes from Paradise Falls. Now let's move back to the pen, nice and slow, before...
PENELOPE: Drop the steel, you Slaver scumbag. <sound of a hit>
PENELOPE: You boys all right? I busted out of that box and was almost home free when I noticed your predicament.
ARGYLE: Wait a minute! We do the rescuing around here, sister.
HERBERT: Now, now, Argyle! No need to be hasty. We owe this young lady our thanks. Miss...
PENELOPE: Penelope Chase, fortune hunter. You can buy me a beer later. Now let's cut this shindig short and get the bloody hell out of here! Come on!
HERBERT: Argyle, old friend. I think I'm in love...

结语：
记得下次准时收听我激动人心的冒险经历，赫伯特·“大胆”·达什伍德，还有他忠实的僵尸仆人阿盖！
Be sure and tune in next time, for another exciting adventure of me, Herbert "Daring" Dashwood, and my stalwart Ghoul manservant Argyle!