Two atoms were sitting at a bar. One says "I think I just lost an electron." The other asks "are you sure?" To which the first one replies "I'm positive."
两个原子坐在一间酒吧。一个说:“我想我刚才失去了一个电子。”另一个说:“你确定吗?”第一个回答:“我确定(我是阳性的,我带正电)。”