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It's official, Johnny Martin is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Johnny Martin achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
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Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Johnny Martin remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Johnny Martin is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Johnny Martin was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Johnny Martin said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
日前由德国学生汉斯所创下的24小时连续升天27次的"打飞机"纪录被大幅刷新了最新一位登上"打飞机"界霸主的王者是强尼马丁，靠着对反覆工作的持续力与强大恢复力、忍耐力，终于完成24小时36次之壮举在24小时中强尼靠着断断续续的睡眠以及400部的A片，在3个银幕包围下以良好的状况进行挑战。他的前臂肌肉已锻鍊成"打飞机"专用，毫无无用的肌肉并以前所未有的手技完成此项伟业在完成壮举后的采访中，他说道：「"打飞机"就是我的人生」
"为了这天，从13岁就不停地锻练，能有今天的纪录了无遗憾" 记者问到他接下来的目标是什么时，他回答道：「首先，我要先把我已经又肿又烫到不行 > 的小弟弟，好好的用水或冰块降温」
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